:16:01
Why?
:16:02
Because, Rain Man,
dim sum are not French fries.
:16:05
It is important to me that
you grasp the delicacy of the situation.
:16:10
You can't just go off
on a spying expedition.
:16:12
Let him go. What's the big deal?
:16:14
-Catch the ball, for chrissake!
-Come on!
:16:16
-What do you think?
-You mean as clothing?
:16:18
So this honey, Charles' girlfriend...
:16:21
...is she hot?
:16:23
He can't go out with an ugly girl.
:16:25
Give it up for Charles. What did I say?
:16:28
I don't know what she looks like.
:16:29
I do know that
before she went out with Charles...
:16:32
...she went out with Kevin Cartwright.
:16:34
-Holy shit!
-Really?
:16:36
Who?
:16:37
The running back.
:16:38
We watch him every week.
:16:39
For seven seasons.
:16:44
There you go.
:16:46
There it is.
:16:47
You know what the deal is with that guy?
:16:49
-He caught a really big fish?
-No, man.
:16:52
That he's hung like an army mule.
:16:55
They call it the ''Ponderosa.''
:16:58
Like from Bonanza? The Cartwrights?
:17:00
The ''Ponderosa''?
:17:02
-Word up!
-Word up!
:17:04
You're white, man. Let it go.
:17:06
I don't think you gents are grasping
the gravity of the situation.
:17:10
This job could really land Oscar and I
in the major leagues.
:17:14
Since Charles is such a big,
important guy...
:17:16
...chances are that
his girlfriend is a foxy one.
:17:20
That's the problem. We know how
Oscar handles himself around the honeys.
:17:28
Give me some credit.
I have a degree of self-control.
:17:30
I don't fall over every pretty girl I see.
:17:33
-The man's got complete control.
-Yeah, you're paranoid.
:17:36
Yeah, okay?
:17:37
So don't worry.
:17:38
-Good night, guys.
-Later.
:17:40
Where you going?
:17:41
I want you back here by 10:00!
:17:44
Dorm check at 1 1:00!
:17:48
You know what's funny?
:17:51
You're so screwed.
:17:54
Start looking for another job.
:17:57
Who wants to get bitch-slapped first?