:40:00
You're gay. I'm gay.
:40:02
We're gay.
:40:06
Good God!
:40:07
I know. I mean,
how could they think that? Me, gay?
:40:11
It's just so embarrassing
and mortifying and....
:40:15
Humiliating.
:40:16
Humiliating, yes! I mean,
I don't get it. I don't see it.
:40:20
I'm just a regular, normal...
:40:23
...insensitive asshole.
:40:26
But come on.
You know what I mean, right?
:40:29
Oh, sure.
:40:30
When you say you're humiliated...
:40:32
...you actually mean
you're proud and unashamed.
:40:35
No. It's not that. It's just--
:40:37
Being gay's not normal.
:40:38
I don't think that. I have no problem
with people being gay.
:40:41
I'm all for homosexuality...
:40:43
...especially when it's between
gorgeous women.
:40:46
But I'm not gay!
:40:50
I'm sorry.
:40:51
I didn't mean what I said before.
What are you doing?
:40:54
I'm trying to decide...
:40:56
...if I should recover gracefully
from your insults...
:40:59
...or kneecap you.
:41:01
Yes, I'm insensitive and callous.
:41:04
Well, you're stupid and young.
:41:06
Yes, stupid and young.
:41:08
But that doesn't change the fact
that we're in deep shit, okay?
:41:11
So what are we gonna do?
:41:13
''We''? I don't see
that there's anything for me to do.
:41:15
-We have to do something.
-Why?
:41:19
-Because everybody thinks I'm gay!
-I don't.
:41:22
You don't? Who cares?
:41:26
You're enjoying this!
:41:27
I told you when you wanted to spy on her,
something bad might happen.
:41:32
You didn't listen. So the reality is--
:41:35
The reality is you made your big gay bed...
:41:37
...and you must now slumber gaily in it.
:41:40
But I don't wanna.
:41:42
Sweet dreams. Hey, I'll see you
at the next dinner party.
:41:47
Poor guy. It's so hard
when you first come out.