:04:12
# As up we string the faithless king
:04:14
# In the old familiar way
:04:16
# We'll shout ha ha! Hip hip hurrah!
:04:18
# Hip hip hip hip hurrah!
:04:21
# As we make an end of her false papa!
:04:23
# Hurrah! Hurrah!
:04:27
- Permission, Mr Cook.
- Permission, Shrimp.
:04:30
Come!
:04:31
Five minutes, Mr Grossmith.
:04:51
# If you give me your attention
I will tell you what I am
:04:54
# I'm a genuine philanthropist
:04:56
# All other kinds are sham
:04:58
# Each little fault of temper
:05:00
# And each social defect
:05:01
# In my erring fellow creatures
:05:03
# I endeavour to correct
:05:05
# To all their little weaknesses
:05:07
# I open people's eyes
:05:08
# And little plans to snub
the self-sufficient I devise
:05:11
# I love my fellow creatures
:05:13
# I do all the good I can
:05:15
# Yet everybody says
I'm such a disagreeable man
:05:18
# And I can't think why
:05:26
# I'm sure I'm no ascetic
:05:28
# I'm as pleasant as can be
:05:29
# You'll always find me ready
with a crushing repartee
:05:33
# I've an irritating chuckle,
I've a celebrated sneer
:05:36
# I've an entertaining snigger
:05:38
# I've a fascinating leer
:05:40
# To everybody's prejudice
I know a thing or two
:05:43
# I can tell a woman's age
in half a minute - and I do
:05:46
# But although I try to make myself
:05:49
# As pleasant as I can
:05:51
# Yet everybody says
I am a disagreeable man
:05:54
# And I can't think why
:05:56
# He can't think why
:05:59
# I can't think