:08:05
l really liked it.
:08:06
Thanks.
:08:08
But, do you think this is how
the maid would really behave?
:08:14
Well, this isn't reality.
:08:16
l mean, we're talking about
a maid who belts E-flats here.
:08:18
l mean, you don't have people
walking down the street...
:08:21
bursting into song
and dancing, right?
:08:23
Except maybe
in the West Village.
:08:25
Ha ha, just kidding.
:08:26
Anyway, Gabriel,
you made your point...
:08:28
but it's still important
that the writer tell the truth.
:08:32
l mean, ''Enter you''?
l don't know.
:08:35
l mean, she's just been kissed.
:08:37
Have you captured
that feeling you get...
:08:38
after a really great kiss--
the best kiss you ever had?
:08:41
lt's exciting,
and it's terrifying...
:08:43
and it's sexy and...
:08:45
and maybe you think
you could fall in love.
:08:48
You know what l mean?
:08:49
Well, you know,
Rodrigo and Dorkus just met.
:08:53
l mean, if we were talking about
how people really behave...
:08:56
l can't have them falling
in love on the first night.
:08:58
That wouldn't be believable.
:09:01
Well, not if you don't
believe it.
:09:05
l mean, why is she singing this?
:09:07
Would you sing it?
:09:14
l hope l didn't
embarrass you in there.
:09:17
No more than l embarrassed
myself presenting the song.
:09:19
He gets funny when his songs
don't go over on the first try.
:09:22
Oh, don't do that.
:09:24
He's got a copy at home.
:09:25
Listen, the best advice
anybody ever gave me...
:09:28
l was writing a libretto...
:09:29
for a musical version
of ''Satyricon.''
:09:31
l was having a little trouble...
:09:32
getting into ancient Rome
and sex orgies, bestiality--
:09:36
This was in college.
:09:37
So, this professor tells me that
l should wear silk underpants...
:09:40
and eat pomegranate seeds
out of a goblet.
:09:43
-Silk underpants?
-lt changed everything.
:09:45
Gabriel, you gotta grab life
by the balls.
:09:48
You gotta try
for the unexpected.
:09:50
lt's the only way
to get the good stuff.
:09:55
They're just jealous.
You didn't flop.
:09:58
l know what a flop feels like,
and this definitely was a flop.