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l'm what you call...
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a legal associate in the entertainment
field, but don't let that throw you.
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There's no such thing as laws to enforce
in the entertainment field.
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No, please, wait.
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Give me a second, please.
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Before you guys come to any conclusions,
can l have your attention for a minute?
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Let me just take you through
a little scenario, okay?
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All right? Okay.
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What things are
are not always what they seem...
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and what things seem
are not always what they are.
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Right now, to me,
you both seem okay...
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with who you are...
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and that's not okay.
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What we need to do...
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is create a drama,
an illusion.
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lt's like a yin and yang thing.
lt's like a give and take, you know?
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You give a little show,
you take a little dough.
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See?
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Two brothers...
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conjoined at birth...
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who can no longer
live with each other anymore.
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How epic is that?
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lt's profound.
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We leak this into the tabloid--
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Hello? Excuse me...
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but the world's greatest
show on earth has just begun.
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Think about it.
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This is capable of being the most
famous divorce case of all time.
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That's right.
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lt's not about who gets the beachfront
property or who gets the Rolls...
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or who gets the kids.
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lt's about who gets the kidneys...
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which one gets the leg,
who gets the lung.
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Those guys-- Yang and Dang,
Ding and Bing, whatever their names--
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those guys from the picture postcard--
they had good quality of life.
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They both had wives,
they both had homes...
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they both had children,
and they had a lot of dough too.
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You see? Look...
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a disease is not a disease
unless it's marketable.