:05:05
Number 1 4.
:05:08
My God! The Alex thingy!
:05:12
Thorne. Sex on two legs.
:05:15
Age 1 7. Five-foot-ten. Virgo.
:05:19
Half-owns a Volkswagen
with elder brother Mark.
:05:22
But he's, like, big-league totty.
:05:24
l can't just walk up
and say, "Give me your love babies!"
:05:28
We need a strategy.
:05:29
-l know him.
-Who?
:05:34
Anorak man?
:05:35
Chas Lovett.
:05:36
We went to juniors together.
:05:39
He owns several anoraks.
:05:42
Chas Lovett, your
time has come.
:05:47
l'm in two minds.
:05:48
To go techno, new millennium...
:05:51
...or play safe with olde worlde.
:05:53
Then, of course, there's undersea.
:05:55
l'm having this
Jacques Cousteau Memorial notion.
:05:59
What is that?
:06:00
Chas Lovett. Sadder than
the sad people from sad city.
:06:05
Mum, Jackie. Into
country and western.
:06:07
l'm just delivering it.
:06:08
Stepdad, Frank. Part-time
inventor and carnival-float designer.
:06:13
-Won't have it under my roof.
-Keep it in the shed.
:06:16
Masturbation during adolescence
l can understand, condone even.
:06:19
You can damage a
boy talking like that.
:06:22
Greatest fear of man: Your mother
knowing you enjoy the old Jodrell.
:06:27
Not quite dork, not quite nerd.
:06:30
Nerdish. Into computers. Bit sad.
:06:33
Surfs the inter-thing
and listens to Morrissey.
:06:36
Very sad. Does a paper round.
:06:39
Too sad.
:06:43
-Hi, Chas.
-Hi, Justine.
:06:45
Sit down.
Take the weight off your wrigglers.
:06:49
Here's what we want you to do.
:06:57
The Virtual Reality Expo's not nerdy.
lt's something you'd get off on.