:32:04
A little bit of
alco-frolic lubrication...
:32:06
...and it was time to
unleash the python.
:32:10
She couldn't resist
it for a nanosecond.
:32:12
All over me like chickenpox.
:32:15
l tell you, they don't
call her the Hoover for nothing.
:32:20
-What goes down in the trousers?
-Apart from me?
:32:25
Ever had a Jack Russell
try to do it to your leg?
:32:29
l was a stallion.
:32:31
Hour after hour, pushing
her further and further...
:32:35
...to the very edge of ecstasy!
:32:38
l'm like, "Sorry,
did l miss something?"
:32:40
He's lying back, basking in the glow
of his sad little fantasy world.
:32:45
Believe me, l've had
more fun with a spin dryer.
:32:49
There's a sort of glow a woman
gets when she's satisfied.
:32:52
Sort of looks drunk, intoxicated.
:32:56
Eyes glazed with delight.
:32:58
l felt sick, like l'd
eaten a dodgy pork pie.
:33:05
l thought at least there'd be
a Police lncident Unit.
:33:08
There's not even a copper.
:33:10
-Are you going in?
-l'm thinking about it.
:33:12
Facing mum's going to be so weird.
:33:16
-Tomorrow night, maybe we could--
-l can't tomorrow.
:33:19
l'm babysitting,
and Alex is coming to watch videos.
:33:22
He watches videos every Thursday--
:33:24
Someone's in my room!
:33:27
Could be your mum
looking for clues.
:33:29
lt's more like Lucy scoping my
wardrobe for her Private Dancer tour.
:33:36
Well?
:33:38
l don't think l can face it.
Mum'll go nuts.
:33:41
Can you imagine?
" l'm back. l now shave...
:33:44
...and l've got nine inches
of sausage in my pants."
:33:51
Nine inches!
:33:54
Paradise, aren't they?
:33:56
Secret's in the chili sauce.
:33:59
-lt's all over your mouth.
-l'll do it.