:39:02
You couldn't find
a G-spot with a map.
:39:05
Tell me, Dr. Love,
how many women have you actually--
:39:08
-Eighteen.
-All the way?
:39:10
All the way. Down and dirty.
:39:12
Done the business!
:39:16
l've even had Hoover.
:39:17
Congratulations. l hear
she's starting her own newsletter.
:39:21
Chas has never had any girl.
Not in real life, have you?
:39:24
He says he has because no bloke
over 1 2 will admit he's a virgin.
:39:29
Me? l've had virgins. Loads.
:39:32
Done my share of cherry-picking.
:39:35
Had that Fran.
:39:38
And her mate. What's her name?
:39:40
Justine. Had her too.
:39:42
Quiet ones are always best.
:39:44
First date, done her doggy style!
:39:50
You don't know how close
l came to making a major mistake.
:39:54
l would have slept with Alex,
if he'd played his cards right.
:39:58
Why do girls go for guys like Alex?
:40:00
l guess we're just programmed.
:40:05
l've never had a girlfriend. Ever.
:40:08
Not even kissed a girl.
Not properly.
:40:10
You just gotta keep
zapping those barcodes.
:40:15
Maybe l should try
and be more like Alex.
:40:18
He gets girls.
:40:19
Lots of girls. l don't.
:40:22
You're different.
:40:25
You're a nice guy.
:40:27
Nice guys don't get laid.
:40:31
And l'm a geek.
:40:33
Geek is good. Geek is very trendy.
:40:35
Enormously cool guys
spend a lot of money looking geeky.
:40:39
There's "cool" geeky,
and there's "geeky" geeky.
:40:45
l'm only ever going
to be "geeky" geeky.
:40:53
-Are you positive?
-Without a shadow.
:40:55
He is gorgeous.
:40:57
He's perfect.
:40:58
Better than perfect. He's ours.