Virtual Sexuality
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:51:31
Alex, mate, there's a bird
wants to speak to you.

:51:35
Who loves you, mate?
Who loves you?!

:51:38
No girl's ever asked me how to
cop off with another bloke.

:51:43
-Usually they want to cop off with me.
-l did.

:51:47
l mean, l used to.
Then l met Jake.

:51:49
He's a right poof.
:51:50
He's going out with Hoover.
:51:52
No!
:51:54
-What she's got, l haven't?
-Jake's going out with Hoover?

:51:58
Bastard!
:51:59
Why can she get any bloke?
:52:02
Hoover?
:52:04
She's the Sierra Cosworth
of babes.

:52:06
High performance. Great handling.
:52:09
Universally recognized as
a goer of the first order.

:52:13
She's got pedigree.
:52:15
What, he thinks Hoover
makes him look good?

:52:17
For sure. Mr. Lover-Lover
Stud-U-Like.

:52:22
And me?
:52:25
Rumour has it you're
not out of the box yet.

:52:28
What rumour? Has Jake
ever talked about me?

:52:31
Did Jake say that
he thought l was a virgin?

:52:34
l wouldn't like to
say exactly what he said.

:52:37
You know, code of honour
and all that.

:52:40
Do you think he'd fancy me
if l wasn't a virgin?

:52:46
Basically it would depend
on who you'd done it with.

:52:49
You'd have to have done the deed
with a bloke with pedigree.

:52:52
A bloke with calibre.
:52:55
Go on, son, knob it!

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