:53:10
Sorry.
:53:17
Piña colada, passion fruit,
banana....
:53:20
Smoky bacon?!
:53:27
-What are you doing here?
-What are you?
:53:29
Like it's any of your business.
:53:31
l thought you should be
aware the whole sixth form...
:53:34
...knows you're gonna
sleep with Alex.
:53:36
-Why should l be without a sex life?
-But with Alex?
:53:39
Thought he was your hero, your
big, big mate. "Good man, Chas!"
:53:45
lt's just something
you shouldn't rush into.
:53:48
Well, you certainly haven't.
:53:51
Take some time to think about it.
:53:53
l've heard the speech
from Mum, from Fran...
:53:56
...from the whole
Moral Majority conspiracy.
:53:59
"You don't want to regret it."
"Save it for someone special."
:54:03
lf l listen to you,
l'll be on Ricki Lake's...
:54:06
..." l Waited So Long
lt Grew Over" show.
:54:09
So, superstud.
:54:11
l think l fancy a French
tickler. And a lube tube....
:54:15
l know this is some
reaction thing to Jake.
:54:18
That boy's history.
:54:20
What l need now
is a nurse's uniform...
:54:23
...some handcuffs and a cock ring.
:54:26
Blimey, what's a cock ring?
:54:29
Lemon-meringue nipple arouser!
:54:33
Jake is you.
:54:35
You invented him.
He's your perfect man. Remember?
:54:39
Remember the Expo
you went to with me?
:54:42
Those awful machines! Those anoraks.
A sea of little anoraks.
:54:47
Remember the Narcissus machine?
:54:51
No, l don't! Sad boys' stuff.
:54:54
You designed your perfect man,
then something went wrong.
:54:57
What l do with my body
is my business. Just bog off!