Virtual Sexuality
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1:23:12
l just need to know which one's best.
1:23:15
What was the first one again?
1:23:22
Strange how female attention can
make all the difference to a bloke.

1:23:27
No matter how geeky.
1:23:28
It wasn't any time before
Chas did the caterpillar thing.

1:23:32
Shrugged off his ugly cocoon and
blossomed into a beautiful butterfly.

1:23:36
Or is it a moth?
1:23:37
Anyway, with a bit of practice,
Chas got really good at kissing.

1:23:41
In fact, that boy could snog for
Europe. And he got a lot of practice.

1:23:46
We lasted five months.
Five great months.

1:23:49
After me, he practised with Rachel.
Then Sarah, then Louise.

1:23:52
He even practised with slutty Tina!
1:24:05
Fran devoted her energy
to falling hopelessly in love...

1:24:08
... with totally inappropriate,
totally unavailable men.

1:24:13
And Hoover....
1:24:18
Well, Hooverjust goes on
honing her craft.

1:24:22
As for Alex, now there's a turn-up.
1:24:26
Who'd have thought my little sister,
Lucy, could tame the beast?

1:24:33
And me?
Well, l did do it with Chas.

1:24:37
lt was kind of about time.
And it was good!

1:24:40
No, it was lovely.
1:24:42
l didn't find a mate for life,
but that's okay.

1:24:45
Would have been a bit boring
if l had.

1:24:47
At least when l look back,
l won't think...

1:24:50
..."Why did l do it with him?!"
1:24:52
l'll be thinking...
1:24:53
..." Chas,
oh, what a sweetheart!"


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