:15:02
Whoa, there, partner!
:15:04
The war may have got you
40 acres and a muIe...
:15:06
...but you can't just traipse into the
President's office. Give me that gun.
:15:10
What, that one?
:15:13
What about that one?
:15:19
-That'II get you kiIIed.
-GentIemen!
:15:21
Don't make Captain West any Iater
than he aIready is.
:15:29
There've been a Iot of death threats.
:15:31
The Cabinet made me hire
these damned detectives.
:15:35
Drink?
:15:36
Cigar?
:15:37
Don't mind if I do, sir.
:15:39
So I understand you Iet
GeneraI McGrath get away.
:15:42
That's not exactIy the way it happened.
:15:45
-Some haIf-a-sissy masquerading as--
-Artemus Gordon.
:15:48
You know him?
:15:49
Of course. He's the best marshaI
I've got. A kind of genius.
:15:53
Gordon has proven himseIf as a cunning
operator, with a rapacious inteIIect.
:15:57
Nothing wiII stop him
from compIeting a mission...
:16:00
...except maybe the impuIsive actions
of a headstrong cowboy.
:16:05
Who are you, mister?
:16:06
What do you mean, who am I?
:16:08
I am the President of the United States.
:16:11
Wrong answer.
:16:15
Who are you?
:16:18
I am the President of the--
I'm Artemus Gordon.
:16:22
How did you know?
:16:25
The President went to West Point.
That says Harvard.
:16:28
Very observant.
:16:32
Somebody mind teIIing me
what's going on?
:16:35
President Grant....
:16:38
Sir, these are periIous times.
:16:40
I was mereIy demonstrating how someone,
using the art of disguise...
:16:43
...couId penetrate into the very boweIs
of the White House, sir.
:16:48
You're cIever, Gordon. One day
it's going to get you kiIIed.
:16:52
Like today.
:16:55
And, West, not every situation caIIs for
your approach of ''shoot first...
:16:59
...shoot Iater, shoot some more...