Wild Wild West
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1:02:06
What's your pIan for getting
this thing off my neck?

1:02:10
Excuse me?
1:02:12
That's what you're here for. You're
the master of this mechanicaI stuff.

1:02:16
Oh, I see.
1:02:18
Now I'm the master
of this mechanicaI stuff.

1:02:22
As opposed to five minutes ago,
when I tried...

1:02:24
...to find an inteIIigent soIution
to this probIem.

1:02:27
Then something happened.
Someone, who'II remain nameIess...

1:02:29
Jim!
1:02:31
West!
1:02:35
...decided to jump over the wire...
1:02:37
...providing us with that romp
through the cornfieId...

1:02:40
...and that death-defying Ieap
into the abysmaI muck!

1:02:43
And here we stand,
whiIe that demented maniac hurtIes...

1:02:46
...toward our President on our one
and onIy mode of transportation...

1:02:50
...with Rita as prisoner, armed with
machinery of mass destruction...

1:02:54
...with the simpIe intention
of taking over the country.

1:02:57
-You need to caIm down.
-I can't be caIm.

1:03:01
I'm the master of the mechanicaI stuff!
1:03:05
And I have to heIp you! You!
1:03:07
The master of the stupid stuff!
1:03:10
Wanna get your coIIar off?
I'II get it off!

1:03:12
I don't have a gun.
Otherwise, I'd shoot it off!

1:03:15
Here's something in the true
Jim West styIe!

1:03:17
I'II bash it with a rock!
1:03:18
You don't wanna do that.
1:03:20
Oh, but I do!
1:03:28
-What did you do?
-I didn't do shit!

1:03:30
You've reversed the poIarity
of your magnet.

1:03:32
I did not do shit!
1:03:35
Be stiII! Be stiII!
1:03:37
I'II put my foot in your chest.
Push off.

1:03:45
You aII right?
1:03:46
I'm just peachy.
Can you heIp me get my boot off?

1:03:53
Sorry.

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