1:11:06
Good Lord!
1:11:34
WeII, now, isn't this a coincidence?
1:11:37
I'm out for a IittIe morning ride...
1:11:39
...and in the middIe of nowhere...
1:11:41
...I bump into
GeneraI UIysses S. Grant himseIf.
1:11:45
We've never been properIy introduced.
I'm Dr. ArIiss LoveIess...
1:11:48
...formerIy of the Confederate Army.
1:11:50
Yes, Dr. LoveIess.
1:11:52
It's a fine-Iooking spider
you have there.
1:11:55
What can I do for you?
1:11:56
I have a humbIe abode nearby.
I hope you'II accept my hospitaIity.
1:12:00
I have a proposition to make.
1:12:02
What proposition is that?
1:12:03
The immediate and unconditionaI
surrender of the United States...
1:12:08
...to the LoveIess AIIiance!
1:12:09
I didn't reaIize we were at war.
1:12:12
You have me at somewhat
of a disadvantage.
1:12:15
I didn't bring my fIy swatter.
1:12:28
How about now?
1:12:30
In matters pertaining to war,
the person to taIk to wouId be me.
1:12:34
And now just who are you?
1:12:36
I am the President of the United States.
1:12:39
This man is an actor hired to stand in
for me on pubIic occasions.
1:12:44
Not a very good actor at that.
He's too fat and duII-witted.
1:12:47
You got a Iot of brass, Gordon.
Where's West?
1:12:50
You know him, sir.
1:12:55
Take this man away!
1:12:56
Captain!
1:12:58
Lieutenant!