1:39:03
Oh, man, you made friends with 'em.
1:39:08
See, friendship is the booze
they feed you...
1:39:11
'cause they want you to get drunk
and feel like you belong.
1:39:14
Well, it was fun.
1:39:17
Because they make you feel cool.
1:39:20
- And, hey, I met you. You are not cool.
- I know.
1:39:25
Even when I thought I was,
I knew I wasn't.
1:39:28
Because we are uncool.
1:39:32
While women will always be
a problem for guys like us...
1:39:35
most of the great art in the world
is about that very problem.
1:39:40
Good-looking people--
they got no spine.
1:39:43
Their art never lasts.
1:39:46
They get the girls,
but we're smarter.
1:39:50
- Yeah, I can really see that now.
- Yeah, 'cause great artist about...
1:39:54
you know, guilt and longing...
1:39:56
and, you know,
love disguised as sex...
1:39:59
and sex disguised as love.
1:40:01
Hey, let's face it.
You got a big head start.
1:40:05
I'm glad you were home.
1:40:07
I'm always home.
I'm uncool.
1:40:09
- Me too.
- You're doing great, you know?
1:40:13
The only true currency
in this bankrupt world...
1:40:15
is what you share with someone else
when you're uncool.
1:40:19
Listen, my advice to you--
1:40:22
and I know you think
these guys are your friends--
1:40:25
if you wanna be a true friend to them...
1:40:27
be honest and unmerciful.
1:40:35
'' I'm flying high
over Tupelo, Mississippi...
1:40:38
with America's hottest band...
1:40:40
and we're all about to die.''
1:40:43
- Dark, lively.
- Yeah, yeah, and it gets better.
1:40:47
- Did this all really happen?
- I'll call and check the quotes.
1:40:53
Holy shit! I just got off the phone
with Rolling Stone.
1:40:56
They called me too.
What's he using?
1:40:58
All-- he's using it all.
This, according to the ''fact-checker.''