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I live in the
American Gardens building...
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on West 81st Street
on the 11th floor.
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My name is Patrick Bateman.
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I'm 27 years old.
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I believe in
taking care of myself,
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in a balanced diet,
in a rigorous exercise routine.
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ln the morning,
if my face is a little pufffy,
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I'll put on an icepack
while doing my stomach crunches.
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I can do a thousand now.
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After I remove the icepack,
I use a deeppore cleanser lotion.
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In the shower, I use
a water-activated gel cleanser.
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Then
a honey-almond bodyscrub.
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And on the face,
an exfoliating gelscrub.
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Then I apply
an herb mint facialmasque,
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which lleave on forten minutes
while I prepare the rest of my routine.
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I always use an aftershave lotion
with little or no alcohol,
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because alcohol dries your face out
and makes you look older.
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Then moisturizer,
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then an anti-aging eye balm,
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followed by a final
moisturizing protective lotion.
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There is an idea
of a Patrick Bateman.
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Some kind of abstraction,
but there is no real me.
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Only an entity--
something illusory.
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And though I can hide
my cold gaze...
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and you can shake my hand
and feel flesh gripping yours...