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:20:00
- Will you bury her or not?
- If it were up to God, I'd do it.

:20:07
The problem is the Bishop!
:20:11
All you'll ever get is stale bread,
cash up-front!

:20:14
- You cruel woman!
- And for double the price!

:20:18
- Can you spare some change?
- No.

:20:21
- Help a poor one-eyed beggar!
- Why should I?

:20:25
- Did I poke your eye out?
- No, sir, you didn't.

:20:28
I can poke the other eye out,
so I'd have to give you money.

:20:34
The bitch stays until
the priest agrees to bury her.

:20:39
But, dear, she's
starting to smell.

:20:43
Then you leave!
Maybe the stench won't be so bad!

:20:50
Give me a free hand,
and I'll get the bitch buried.

:20:54
- You've got it.
- Can I loose the purse strings?

:21:00
- Yes!
- This is going to be easy!

:21:03
- What are you up to getting?
- I'm getting the bitch a funeral.

:21:07
And in Latin!
:21:16
- Father John?
- What is it?

:21:19
- I'm here for the cow.
- What a heartless woman!

:21:26
If I could, I'd bury the bitch,
the cat, whatever!

:21:32
But the Bishop is in town!
:21:34
These folks are nuts.
They think pets are people.

:21:38
The bitch even had a will
naming you as a beneficiary.

:21:44
Wait a minute!
A bitch with a will?

:21:48
She was a smart bitch!
:21:51
When she was
on her deathbed...

:21:54
she'd look towards the church
every time the bells tolled.

:21:58
Finally, my boss understood:
she wanted a Christian burial.


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