:34:00
- Right here, in our home!
- In your home!
:34:05
- So, he swore he'd kill you?
- Yes!
:34:09
On his mother's soul,
may she rest in peace.
:34:12
- If it weren't for you...
- You're such a wimp, Chicó!
:34:17
Why didn't you fight him?
:34:19
I would've beat him up!
:34:24
Oh, I love a tough man!
:34:29
A job, a task, a duty...
I'll take anything.
:34:33
Your reputation
isn't that great.
:34:36
Major, people expect
the poor to be perfect.
:34:40
They say you're a rascal,
a good-for-nothing!
:34:44
Sir, so many qualities are
demanded that I doubt...
:34:47
any master could get a job!
:34:51
Let's make a bet.
I'll ask you 3 questions.
:34:56
If you get them right...
:34:59
...you've got the job.
- Let's do it!
:35:02
I've got nothing to lose.
:35:04
Yes, you do. If you don't,
I'll strip the skin off your back.
:35:09
- Oh, damn!
- Well?
:35:12
It's a deal, but I have to
talk my shaking legs into it!
:35:16
Okay, here's the first...
:35:19
how far is it from one end
of the world to the other?
:35:24
A day's journey!
That's how long the sun takes!
:35:28
- What's over a king's head?
- The crown!
:35:31
- What am I thinking now?
- Of beating me!
:35:35
Very well, Jack the Cricket.
:35:37
So you really are smart.
:35:40
You're even smarter,
since you're my master now.
:35:44
So go fetch my daughter in town.
She's coming in from Recife.
:35:49
The Major, Jack?
:35:51
- But the Major's mean!
- As if the baker's any better!
:35:55
I want revenge for what they
did to me when I was sick.