1:02:05
So, therefore, our Christmases,
we didn't get jack shit.
1:02:12
Which really pissed him off.
1:02:14
One day he just went to this toy store
and just stole all these toys.
1:02:18
Robbed them.
1:02:19
Brought the toys over to the crib.
1:02:22
I was like, "Damn, Santa Claus
got the wrong address or what?"
1:02:26
So I'm bouncing from toy to toy
like I'm some kind of drunk dude.
1:02:32
Mom's smiling. My father's smiling.
1:02:36
It's all good, right?
1:02:41
Then around 8:30, cops show up.
1:02:47
Take the toys, take my father.
1:02:52
But for about two and a half hours...
1:02:55
l had a very, very happy childhood.
1:02:59
Why are you telling me all this?
1:03:02
Because I love you.
1:03:05
Talk about a bunch of crap.
1:03:07
It's all in his file, sir.
It's all true.
1:03:10
He knows so much,
why not get a job at the track?
1:03:14
He's had a record since he's 14.
Can't work there with a record.
1:03:18
Oh, they all got sob stories.
1:03:20
He's just trying to get laid.