Bamboozled
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1:02:12
-Go on now.
-OK, come on.

1:02:14
-Slow down, boy.
-He ain't here.

1:02:16
Come on.
1:02:17
We gonna get us
some of these here chickies.

1:02:22
Oh, boy,
I can taste me a wing now.

1:02:27
Look at that there.
1:02:29
Corn bread, biscuits,
red beans, and rice.

1:02:33
-What you talking about, man?
-My wish list.

1:02:35
Man, our massa's
gonna wish our ass.

1:02:38
You know my lady Lucindy?
1:02:41
-You mean the one with the big--
-No, not her.

1:02:43
-The one with the little...
-Oh, her.

1:02:45
Yes. You see,
tomorrow's her birthday...

1:02:48
and I want to get her something
really nice, like one of those--

1:02:51
No. Don't get her one of those.
1:02:53
What you need to do
is get her one of them--

1:02:54
No. She hates them.
1:02:56
That's too bad.
1:02:58
Why don't you get her a dress?
1:02:59
You mean one of those sexy,
slinky, foxy ones with the--

1:03:03
They're too short.
1:03:05
And too tight. You need
to get her one of them--

1:03:07
Now, that's too big.
1:03:08
You know,
the in-between kind--

1:03:10
not too loose, not too tight.
1:03:12
That's perfect, there.
1:03:14
You know that dress
is going to cost you around--

1:03:16
That's too much money.
I can't afford it.

1:03:18
I needs me a dress
that's going to cost--

1:03:20
Can't get it that cheap.
1:03:23
I'll get a less expensive dress.
1:03:25
Save some money,
take her out to dinner.

1:03:26
Boy, you getting fancy now!
1:03:30
Why don't I come over,
we get a double date?

1:03:31
No, man.
I heard your lady is wild.

1:03:33
No. That was her second cousin,
the one married to Lil' Bit.

1:03:36
Because you know
on our first date...

1:03:39
she let me...
1:03:41
That bitch didn't.
1:03:43
Oh, yes, she did.
1:03:45
I heard differently.
1:03:46
I heard your monkey ass
went up in there--

1:03:48
No. Not that time.
1:03:51
What time you going to see her?
1:03:52
-Let's say around--
-That's too early.

1:03:55
-How's about--
-That's too late.

1:03:58
Why don't you
pick us up around--

1:03:59
Now, that's perfect.

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