Bamboozled
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1:22:18
I seen a lot of troubles lately.
1:22:19
Oh? Well, how be dat?
1:22:22
I don't know who I is.
1:22:28
Well, I'll be a Alabama
porch monkey's uncle.

1:22:33
At least you know who you is.
1:22:36
Years ago, I married a widow
who had a grown-up daughter.

1:22:39
My daddy visited us often,
fell in love, and married her.

1:22:42
Thusly,
he became my son-in-law...

1:22:44
and my step-daughter
became my mother...

1:22:46
because she was
my father's wife.

1:22:48
That's right.
1:22:50
After that, my father's wife
gave birth to a son...

1:22:53
which became my brother
and my grandchild.

1:22:56
Because he was the son
of my daughter.

1:22:58
-What? You jivin'!
-I ain't!

1:23:00
Now, accordingly,
my wife was my grandmother...

1:23:04
because she was
my mother's mother.

1:23:06
Mantan, I was my wife's
husband and grandchild...

1:23:10
at one and the same time.
1:23:11
And lo and behold...
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as the husband of a person's
grandmother is a grandfather...

1:23:15
That's right.
1:23:16
I became my goddamn
own grandfather!

1:23:18
Holy mackerel!
1:23:22
Sleep'n Eat,
that sho is a whopper!

1:23:27
You said it, cousin.
1:23:29
Or is we?
1:23:32
Feets...do your stuff.

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