:12:01
Can you give us
two seconds, girls ?
:12:03
Yeah, can you give us
two seconds ?
:12:06
Sure. Whatever.
:12:11
Listen. Whoo !
:12:15
[ Exhales ]
You seem really nice...
:12:17
in a strong,
scary kind of a way.
:12:20
But my friends are, uh,
probably waiting for me,
:12:23
so, I'm-- I'm gonna
just get going.
:12:26
You're so nervous, Elliot.
:12:29
How do you know my name ?
:12:31
I'm psychic.
Plus, it's on your name tag.
:12:35
Duh.
:12:37
Now, then, I just wanna
talk business for a second.
:12:41
Oh, um, I'm not into that.
:12:45
I mean, I -- I've never
paid for sex before.
:12:48
Except this one time.
It was an Internet thing.
:12:50
You can't help it. Every time
you sign on, it's sex, sex, sex.
:12:53
I'm not a hooker, you silly boy.
I just wanna ask you a question.
:12:56
How would you like to make
one simple decision...
:13:00
that'll change
your life forever ?
:13:04
Okay, I'm glad Scientology
works for you, but--
:13:06
Just listen.
:13:08
What if I told you that
I had the cataclysmic power...
:13:11
to give you anything and everything
you've always dreamed of ?
:13:16
- Who are you ?
- Promise not to tell anyone ?
:13:20
Okay.
:13:22
Cross your heart
and hope to die ?
:13:25
Yeah.
:13:30
I'm the Devil.
:13:36
Okay.
:13:38
I think somebody's had
"tee many martoonis."
:13:41
I am the Devil, Satan, Lucifer,
Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness.
:13:46
Well, the Princess
of Darkness, anyway.
:13:48
Here's my card.
:13:50
Oh.
:13:53
"The Devil." Yep.
That explains it.
:13:57
Now I believe you.