:21:01
I don't wanna pressure you,
but why don't we take a teensy
little look at the contract ?
:21:07
[ Groaning ]
:21:13
This is pretty-- Um--
:21:17
" I, Elliot Richards,
hereafter known as the Damned--"
:21:21
-"The Damned" ?
-How about "the Darned" ? Sound better ?
:21:24
Don't get hung up on the language,
darling. There's nothing sinister here.
:21:28
It's all standard boilerplate.
:21:31
Paragraph one states that I, the Devil,
a not-for-profit cooperation...
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with offices in Purgatory,
Hell and Los Angeles,
will give you seven wishes...
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to use as you see fit.
:21:42
Seven ?
Why not eight ?
:21:44
Why not six ? I don't know.
Seven just sounds right.
:21:48
Paragraph two outlines
the manner in which you'll pay
for the aforementioned wishes.
:21:51
[ Mumbling ]
What ? Are you kidding ?
I have to give you my soul ?
:21:55
- After you've had
your wishes, of course.
- But it's my soul !
:21:59
- I can't give you my soul !
- What are you, James Brown ?
:22:03
What's the big deal ?
Have you ever seen your soul ?
:22:06
- Do you even know what it is ?
- Of course.
It's the thing that-- that--
:22:11
No, that's the--
It floats around--
:22:13
Can I tell you something ?
:22:16
Souls are overrated.
:22:18
They don't really do anything.
Has yours done anything for you so far ?
:22:22
No. It's like your appendix.
You'll never even miss it.
:22:26
Yeah, well, if it's so useless,
then how come you want it so much ?
:22:29
Ooh, aren't you
the clever one ?
:22:32
Look, who's really making out
on this deal here ?
:22:36
Seven utterly fabulous wishes
for one piddling little soul ?
:22:41
Well, I don't know.
:22:43
What have we here ?
:22:50
But who is that ? Alison ?
:22:55
How did you--
:22:57
She is so beautiful.