:50:02
and a couple women fainted.
:50:05
And a couple fellas-- I'd rather not
say-- but they liked what they saw.
:50:08
[Dan] Absolutely.
He's a big fella and an imposing fella.
:50:11
He's enormous. He's listed at 7'6"
in the program,
:50:15
but I'd say he plays the game
like he's 11 feet tall.
:50:18
No, I don't think
he that big, Jerry.
:50:20
No, I'm saying the game
he plays is-is-is--
:50:23
is that of
some Viking giant...
:50:25
with a basketball in one hand
and a club in the other...
:50:28
standing 10, 11 ,
12 feet tall.
:50:31
It's obvious Elliot Richards controlled
this game right from the tip-off.
:50:36
Right from the get-go, Elliot was
a dominating force in tonight's game.
:50:40
He was PhiSlammaJamma
runnin' stank all over it. ..
:50:43
with rib-ticklin' jumps
of double vanilla funk.
:50:47
Let's take a look.
Here's a pass worthy of John Elway.
:50:50
For the dunk !
Such a beautiful play.
:50:52
Here he is lining up for the three.
And Ricola ! It's good!
:50:57
Here comes his patented
over-the-shoulder,
no-look three-pointer.
:51:01
And nothing but net !
:51:08
They're in the zone.
:51:11
Here he is soaring
through the air like the man...
:51:14
on the flying "trapezius"
and bam !
:51:17
That's what I'm talking about !
:51:19
Destroying the backboard on the glass.
This kid's an animal.
:51:22
-Let's take a look at that dunker again.
-It's boom !
:51:26
Humpty-hump-dump-dump. Ha-ha !
:51:29
I love this game, folks.
I sure enough do.
:51:32
Elliot Richards
spitting glass at your ass.
:51:35
Bob is courtside with Elliot Richards
now. Let's go to Bob Bob.
:51:38
Thank you, Jerry and Dan.
Elliot, you must be one very
proud young man this evening.
:51:42
Simply put, that was a staggeringly
dramatic display of athletic ability.
:51:45
Uh, well, you know,
you go out there and you give 110%.
:51:49
And you wanna play good.
And you hope you play good.
:51:52
I think we played
pretty good tonight.
:51:54
Well, in the lexicon
of sports terminology, and I
don't mean to sound contrary here,
:51:58
the word "good" falls tragically
short of encompassing the sheer
virtuosity of your performance.