1:02:00
and completely desirable skin.
1:02:04
- Can we go to your place ?
- Mais certainment.
1:02:12
[ Alison Giggling ]
1:02:14
Oh, this is so perfect.
1:02:17
Everything here
absolutely screams...
1:02:20
"Elliot Richards."
1:02:23
Actually, most of the screaming...
1:02:26
takes place...
1:02:30
in the bedroom.
1:02:34
[ Gasps, Sighs ]
1:02:36
[Classical]
1:02:43
- [ Record Scratches ]
- What the hell is going on, Mary ?
1:02:47
-Who are you ?
-Don't play games with me, Mr. Richards.
1:02:49
I'm in no mood.
I've been out of my mind all night.
1:02:53
- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
1:02:57
Who's your little friend ?
1:03:00
- Maybe I should be running along.
- Wait. This is a mistake. I'm not gay.
1:03:04
Oh, really ?
And I'm Tony Danza !
1:03:08
- Honestly, I swear it. I'm not.
- Then tell me,
1:03:11
who was in the Broadway cast
of The Pajama Game ?
1:03:14
Janis Paige, John Raitt,
Eddy Foy, Jr.
1:03:17
I assume you mean the original cast
because there was a revival
in 1973 that starred...
1:03:21
Hal Linden and Barbara McNair--
I am gay !
1:03:24
- I rest my case.
- [Elliot] Wait.
1:03:26
I can prove to you
that I am not gay. Kiss me.
1:03:29
Oh ! This is just sad!
1:03:33
Will you shut up, bitch !
Please, Alison, let me kiss you.
1:03:37
Remember the champagne
and the corpuscles ?
1:03:40
All right, Elliot, kiss me.
1:03:46
[ Groans ]
1:03:54
I'm gay. Well, thanks
for dropping by.
1:03:57
- Good night.
- All right.
1:03:59
Bu-bye.