1:04:02
You've been drinking again,
haven't you ?
1:04:04
This is like the night you had
all those Brandy Alexanders and
ran up and down Fire Island...
1:04:10
with your cute little Speedos
singing "Evergreen."
1:04:15
And so the cow was returned
to its rightful owner.
1:04:19
- Okay, boys, tonight's homework.
- [Class Groans ]
1:04:22
Algebra. "X" to the nth plus "Y"
to the nth equals "Z" to the nth.
1:04:26
You're never gonna
use that, are you ?
1:04:31
"Imperialism and the First World War."
1:04:34
Well, what's done is done, I say.
No point in thinking about it now.
1:04:37
"German, French, Spanish."
1:04:40
Ja, ja. Oui, oui.
Si, si. It's nonsense.
1:04:44
Everyone speaks English anyway.
And if they don't, they ought to.
1:04:48
So, no homework tonight.
1:04:52
But I want you to watch
a lot of television, don't
neglect your video games...
1:04:56
and I'll see you in the morning,
shall we say, 10:00, 10:30 ?
1:05:01
No point in getting up
too early, is there ?
1:05:03
[Bell Ringing]
1:05:11
Elliot, darling.
What a lovely surprise.
1:05:15
- I hope you had a pleasant evening.
- As if you didn't know.
1:05:18
Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I know it
must be really frustrating for you.
1:05:22
- I'll make it up to you somehow.
- Oh, yeah, you've been
a really big help so far.
1:05:28
I know. I've been
really naughty, haven't I ?
1:05:31
Maybe a good spanking's in order.
1:05:34
Is that all you ever think about ?
Do you think everything is about sex ?
1:05:37
No, of course not.
I mean, there's greed, gluttony,
1:05:41
sloth, anger, vanity, envy.
1:05:44
No, there's also honesty
and hard work...
1:05:46
and caring about people and
doing good for somebody else.
1:05:50
Oh. You're just
a big Boy Scout, aren't you ?
1:05:54
I find that
incredibly appealing.
1:05:56
No ! All I've been doing
is thinking about myself.
1:05:59
I could be doing all these really
important things to help other people.