Bedazzled
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1:10:00
Uh-huh, yeah. And you turned me
into a flaming homosexual.

1:10:03
- Professional basketball player.
- Three.

1:10:05
The sensitive, caring,
artistic guy was four.

1:10:07
And the Columbian drug lord was five.
That means I have two more coming.

1:10:10
You forgot the Big Mac
and Coke.

1:10:12
What ? That wasn't a wish.
1:10:14
What do you call it ? You said,
"I wish" and I got it for you.
Sounds like a wish to me.

1:10:19
No ! No, no, no.
No, that's not fair !

1:10:21
Fair ? Who do you think
you're talking to ?

1:10:24
I don't recall anybody ever
accusing me of being fair before.

1:10:27
- I think I'm insulted.
- What ? No, this isn't right.
You can't do this.

1:10:31
Well, what are you gonna
do about it ? Sue me ?

1:10:33
No, that's it ! I've had it with you.
The whole deal is off.

1:10:38
Off!
1:10:41
Shut up !
1:10:43
[Pipe Organ]
1:10:59
Are you all right ?
1:11:01
Uh, not really.
1:11:03
Uh--
1:11:05
I need to talk to God.
1:11:08
That's the power of prayer. Just say
what's in your heart and He hears.

1:11:13
No, you don't understand.
I really need to talk to Him now.

1:11:18
- It's urgent.
- Is it something you could tell me ?

1:11:22
Um, no, it's personal.
1:11:25
There's nothing you could say
that I wouldn't understand.

1:11:28
Um--
1:11:31
Why don't you just try me ?
1:11:33
Okay, a few days ago I sold my soul
to the Devil for seven wishes.

1:11:37
I've already had five of them,
but the Devil says I've had six,

1:11:39
but I'm not counting
the Big Mac and Coke and she is
and I don't think that's fair.

1:11:43
Do you ?
1:11:48
- This is so unnecessary.
- You're coming downtown with us.

1:11:51
- I'm telling you, the Devil
gypped me for a ham burger !
- Tell your story to the sergeant.

1:11:55
So, do you have
a copy of this contract ?

1:11:57
No. I told you,
she keeps it in her office.


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