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Did you ever notice there
are four categories of gays?
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Really?
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Really.
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Which are they?
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Well, the first one
is the dog collar gay--
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He's loud,
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shows off that
he's gay,
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there's no limit
to his sexual voracity,
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therefore he's constantly
being arrested.
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The system has created
a permanent collar
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around his neck,
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so they can
hook him up
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and take him to
a rehabilitation camp
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like a Valparaíso.
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Two is the common gay.
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He's made his commitments
with other gays,
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has a job, film clubs,
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likes to sip tea
with his friends,
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writes a poem
now and then,
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only has relations
with other gays,
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never takes a risk,
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and never gets
to know a real man.
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The third one,
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the closet gay,
okay,
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nobody knows
he is gay.
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He's married,
has children,
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hides on his way
to the bathroom,
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still wearing the ring
that his wife gave him.
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They're hard to spot,
but I've got one here.
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Most of the time they're
the ones who censor other gays.
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And fourth, the royal gay,
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a unique product
of our country,
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a communist country.
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Because of his closeness
to our Maximum Leader
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or special work with
the State Security,
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he can afford
to be openly gay,
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travel freely in this
country and abroad,
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cover himself
with jewels, clothes...