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You name it, they're here!
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Buck Laughlin.
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If you're a dog
or a friend of a dog...
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...you want to circle this night
in your TV Guide...
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...because, Trevor Beckwith,
they come to the Mayflower...
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...with their crates,
their kibble, and their cookies.
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And, most important,
with a will to win...
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...that only a fellow dog
can truly appreciate.
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Your thoughts on that matter?
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Buck, I can't speak for the animals,
of course...
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...but certainly, every human being in
this building is as excited as I am.
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-You wrote a book, didn't you?
-I did. I did. Follow the Lead.
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A book about obedience.
Basic obedience training for dogs.
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As you know, I have a franchise
of schools around--
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I didn't.
So this is right down your alley.
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I went to an obedience place once.
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It was going well till they spilled
hot candle wax on my private parts.
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I'm just kidding.
I know what you're saying.
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Because she's a winner.
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Because she is Miss America.
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You are little Miss America.
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I'm trying to groom her.
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She's fine. She's fine.
You know what?
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She's feeling chuffed.
Feeling full of herself.
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What I want her to do
is calm down a little bit.
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-Just don't do the front. Let me--
-Okay. Fine.
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What do you want more than anything?
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Do you want the big blue ribbon?
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Do you want red? No.
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Do you want yellow? No.
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You want the blue.
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What do you see in front of me?
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You see a blue ribbon
in front of you.
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You want it?
Grab it! Get it!
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She's not listening!
She's freaking out.
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Get the busy bee.
You want your busy bee?
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You get the busy bee.
I need to trim her whiskers.
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It's in the crate!
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It's in the crate!
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Why wasn't it out to begin with?
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Where in the crate?
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-It's not in here!
-It should be in the crate!
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It's not here!
I just told you that!
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God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get
her toy she's gonna flip out!
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See? It's not in here!
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You left it at the hotel!
You go get it!
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Go to the hotel and get busy bee!