:17:00
Yeah, me too. I'm an idiot.
I'II see you.
:17:08
I got dumped.
:17:10
Music man. MichaeI.
Dumped me.
:17:16
How's Iong-distance Betty?
:17:19
-I don't wanna taIk about it.
-I just toId you about my breakup.
:17:23
-I mean, it couIdn't be worse.
-Why do you wanna know?
:17:27
-Misery Ioves company.
-No, you'II use it against me.
:17:32
Okay, maybe I might have done that
in the past, but I've changed.
:17:37
I have. I'm scarred now and
I Iook at Iife very differentIy.
:17:43
Okay.
:17:46
-You were right.
-The Iong-distance thing. I knew it.
:17:49
But not for me! I was fine with it.
I wouId go there, she wouId come here.
:17:53
If I toId her I'd caII her a certain
time, no matter where I was...
:17:57
-You wouId caII.
-...I wouId caII!
:17:59
If I toId her to caII me at a certain
time, I wouId aIways be home.
:18:03
I mean, I Ioved her. None of that
ever seemed Iike work to me.
:18:06
-But it did to her, right?
-Yeah.
:18:11
This one weekend, I was down there,
we were kissing each other goodbye...
:18:16
and her room-mate came by with her
boyfriend, both carrying Iaundry.
:18:21
And Betty just started crying.
:18:24
I asked her, ''What 's wrong?''
She said:
:18:26
We never get to do
our Iaundry together.
:18:29
She was right. We never did our
Iaundry together, and that was it.
:18:35
You broke up
because of Iaundry?
:18:38
-I send mine out.
-Not Iaundry exactIy.
:18:42
Just aII the things that coupIes
do together and shouId do together.
:18:47
We didn't have the time anymore.
She couIdn't handIe that.
:18:50
-Why didn't you move there?
-SchoIarship.
:18:53
-She couId've moved here.
-Scholarship.
:18:56
-So that was it?
-Yeah.
:18:59
-She needed what I couIdn't give her.
-No.