:23:01
You know what?7
You're having too much fun with this.
:23:04
I'm trying not to!
:23:06
Try harder!
:23:13
Look, it 's not funny.
:23:15
I'm not Iaughing at you. Chicks
Iove making us jump through hoops.
:23:20
-This isn't a hoop. We broke up!
-No, it 's a test.
:23:23
She's testing you to see
how much you reaIIy want her.
:23:26
-You think?
-I know.
:23:29
You've gottaswim across the moat,
bust down the castIe door...
:23:32
sIay the dragon. No euphemism.
And sweep her off her feet.
:23:37
-You're right!
-Of course I am.
:23:39
You're absoIuteIy right! We were great
together. I even made a chart!
:23:42
-I'm sure you did.
-It proved how perfect we were.
:23:44
Now aII I have to do
is prove it to Amy.
:23:47
-What?
-You've gotta do more than that.
:23:51
-You've gottaweep. OpenIy.
-You should've quit while ahead.
:23:55
Squeeze the Iids. Turn on the
sprinkIers. You need the tears...
:23:59
of a man who can't breathe another
second without the Iove of his Iife.
:24:04
HoId on.
:24:06
I got just the thing. Here.
:24:08
-What 's this?
-Icy BaIm.
:24:11
A IittIe dab under your eyes,
you'II sob Iike a miss America.
:24:15
Wish me Iuck.
Today I Iearn second position.
:24:19
Ladies!
:24:28
Do you know that they rearranged
aII the desks in the Iibrary?
:24:31
-No!
-Yeah. It 's compIeteIy different.
:24:35
I spent 2 hours to find my desk, and
if it wasn't for the Diet Coke stain...
:24:39
I wouIdn't have found it at aII.
They put it on the third fIoor.
:24:43
Not the second, not the fourth.
The third. Number three.
:24:49
-And that wouId be a bad thing?
-PIease. It 's a disaster!
:24:56
-You wanna hear about the breakup?
-I totaIIy forgot. Was it horribIe?