1:26:01
His old lady
1:26:07
She's no baby
1:26:13
He can't get it up
1:26:18
Like his shit is stuck
1:26:24
Come on, nobody cares.
This is a cool pub.
1:26:28
One time I danced
naked on a table here.
1:26:31
He was wooing her
for about a half an hour.
1:26:34
He was bowing his head
before her, so I couldn't shoot.
1:26:37
I wanted to wait until
he'd be done with her.
1:26:41
I thought Karlík should have
some fun for the last time.
1:26:44
Suddenly a grouse flew
over my head and screeched.
1:26:48
Of course both Karlík and
the doe ran away.
1:26:51
-So he got away from me again!
-You are a hell of a shot.
1:26:55
He really swept me off my feet.
I'm exhausted.
1:26:58
Is my hair messy?
Give my some beer, sis!
1:27:01
-And now 15 more years, Ludva.
-I will last at least 30 more.
1:27:05
-I can't drink anymore.
-What do you mean?
1:27:07
Ludva's celebrations
are unforgettable.
1:27:12
Cheers!
1:27:14
You know what fifteen years is?
1:27:15
I've been with my man
for twenty-three.
1:27:18
Don't show off. This is my day.
1:27:21
What day? Your man is
a bigger loser than mine.
1:27:24
Married for fifteen years...
I got divorced after two years.
1:27:28
After two years...
1:27:30
There is no such thing
as divorce. Divorce is a failure.
1:27:36
-It's a man's failure!
-Really?
1:27:38
So tell me how to stay married
to one woman for 15 years?
1:27:42
You can't argue with her.
The man is the master. That's it.
1:27:46
Who else could have we married?
There was no choice here.
1:27:49
Ludva is not bad...
1:27:51
He is not bad
when he doesn't drink.
1:27:53
The woman can't fidget. If she
gives you a look, you slap her.
1:27:59
Monday's off for me
On Tuesday I am free