Chain of Fools
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:10:01
FinaIIy reIenting?
:10:07
ReIenting?
:10:08
FinaIIy come to ask me
to take you on a trip.

:10:10
You're in Iuck.
:10:12
Next weekend, I'm going down the Iakes
to spy some Ringrobin Sapstrongers.

:10:16
It's their mating season.
:10:18
That sounds Iike fun.
:10:20
But, actuaIIy,
I came in here to ask you a favor.

:10:24
Whatever it is, can do. Timber Scout.
:10:27
This is a pretty big favor.
:10:31
Hang on a second.
:10:38
-What do you think you're doing?
-I'm trying to tie a box knot.

:10:42
Yeah?
Does this Iook Iike a box knot to you?

:10:48
-No.
-Damn right it doesn't!

:10:50
What if you're in the woods
and there's a bear and it's dark...

:10:54
...and you're about to be eaten...
:10:56
...and you need to tie a box knot
with your trembIing little baby hands...

:11:00
...to save your sorry ass,
but you can't do it?

:11:08
Because you're a wuss.
:11:10
You're a wom, aII right? You are a puss!
:11:14
You're a drossy IittIe girI!
:11:17
Know what?
You don't deserve any of these patches.

:11:20
UnIess they're for crying. Give me!
:11:23
Get out of here!
:11:31
Kids today.
They can't even Iearn the simpIest things.

:11:37
What was that favor about?
:11:42
You kiIIed him with a hair dryer?
:11:45
Yeah, it appears so.
:11:48
The way to use the resources
you had handy.

:11:51
Okay, what we need to do now
is get rid of the body.

:11:55
Right. AII right. Good idea. Okay.
:11:59
I know a deserted pIace down by the river.

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