:44:03
No shit!
:44:06
Next thing we have to do,
is find a psycho...
:44:09
who is after chicks
who don't give head.
:44:13
Then I won't have to worry
about one hole.
:44:18
This is Stan Michaels, coming to
you live from G. W. High School...
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the epicenter of what can only
be described as...
:44:26
the senseless slaughter of innocence
here in Cherry Falls, Virginia.
:44:29
In the last 3 days, four teenagers
have been killed, and one attacked.
:44:34
Certain local officials believe
the killer, still at large...
:44:37
may be targeting teenage
high school virgins.
:44:41
And now the students here on campus
have organized a sex party...
:44:45
to actually eliminate themselves
as possible targets.
:44:48
Attention, this is your
principal speaking.
:44:51
It has come to my notice
that certain individuals...
:44:53
have taken it upon themselves
to organize a wild party tonight.
:44:57
I want you to know...
:44:59
that any G.W. student
attending this gap...
:45:02
will be disadvantaged by every
penalty it 's in my power to impose.
:45:19
Local school officials don't know
how to handle the situation.
:45:23
We'll get comments now
from the students...
:45:58
Virgin High!
Drop your pants to fuck, or die!