:21:06
What areyou doin' here?
:21:09
- Uh, I'm gonna drop this case.
Where doyou want me to put it?
- That depends. What doya want?
:21:13
Well, Iheardyoumightneed
anew, uh--
:21:16
That, uh, there might be
ajob opening.
:21:19
Put it right there.
Let me take a look atya.
:21:24
[ Groans ]
Let me guess.
:21:27
Piedmont, North Dakota.
:21:29
South Amboy, NewJersey.
:21:31
Same thing.
You do any drugs?
:21:36
Just coffee.
That's all I can afford right now.
:21:41
- Let me seeyour arms.
- Areyou kidding?
:21:44
Do I look like
I'm kidding?
:21:48
Ooh, where'd you get
that scar on yourwrist?
:21:51
Pizza oven. It's a permanent
burn from pulling slices for fouryears.
:21:53
That could be the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
:21:58
- Um, what's next?
You want a urine sample?
- Ha, ha.
:22:00
I prefer blood.
:22:02
Look, areyou really the owner?
'Cause I've had a rough couple ofdays,
:22:06
and so the last thing I need
is some waitress on a power trip
wastin' my time.
:22:22
You start Friday night.
Be there at 1 1 :00.
That's when we get busy.
:22:29
- You're givin' me ajob?
- I'm givin' you an audition.
:22:33
Don't be late,Jersey girl.
:22:35
I don't mean to press my luck,
but would you mind telling me
whyyou're hiring me?
:22:40
Because the average male...
:22:43
is walking around with a toddler
inside ofhis pants.
:22:46
A twoyear old, right there
inside his Dockers.
:22:48
Men have two-year-old children
in their pants?
That's whyyou're hiring me?
:22:54
You look like a kindergarten teacher.
The kids'll love it.
:22:58
Sorty I asked.