Coyote Ugly
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Mmm. Mmm! Oh.
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//I'm gonnaseeya
I'm gonnameetya, meetya
meetya one day//

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/ Maybe next week
I'm gonna meetya /

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//I'llmeetya
I'llmeetya//

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[Lil]
Betterclose out, girls.

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- Can I askyou something?
- What?

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What-- What does
""Coyote Ugly"" mean?

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Did you everwake up sober
after a one night stand...

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andthepersonyou're next
tois layin'onyourarm,
andthey're so ugly...

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you'd rather chew off
your arm than riskwakin' them?

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- That's coyote ugly.
- Let's go, ladies.

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Well, whywould you name
your bar after something like that?

:40:44
Well, because ""Cheers""
was taken.

:40:47
Cabs are out front.
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- You're rich,Jersey.
- Seeya.

:40:52
Yeah. Good night.
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The woman whopurchasedme
is namedSandy Rosenfeld,
a divorcee with threegrown kids,

:40:59
apassion forlong walks
andshort-hairedhunting dogs
andItalian opera.

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Herex-husbandis a C.P.A.
Herfavoriteartistis Van Gogh,

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and her New Year's resolution
is to lose 1 5 pounds--
and to see Barbra in concert.

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Okay. I oweyou.
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[ Chuckles ]
What doyou want?

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Well, it's 3:30 in the morning.
I want what evety man wants.

:41:23
Breakfast.
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And that's it? I go to breakfast
with you, and we're even?

:41:28
No. We're not even close to even,
because I danced on a bar,

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I took off my shirt,
and I unzipped my pants.

:41:35
Okay. Let's make a deal.
Breakfast and lunch.

:41:39
- Breakfast, lunch and two dinners.
- That's four dates!

:41:43
Yep. Which would make it
the second longest relationship
I've ever had.

:41:46
- Getin the car.
- [ Laughs ]

:41:48
Oh, I hate to spoil
your evening, but it looks like
we're not gonna go anywhere.

:41:56
Oh, my God.

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