:17:00
I picked it up.
I tried to call out to her...
:17:04
but my mouth wasn't opening
too much and it was all slurred.
:17:09
She smiled.
So finally...
:17:13
I gave it to her.
:17:17
And then she kissed me.
A real kiss.
:17:21
And even though I couldn't feel
anything, I got excited.
:17:26
-Such a weird story.
-It was weird.
:17:29
But then I felt powerful,
like I could kiss anybody.
:17:33
How about you?
:17:35
-I was eleven. My gym partner.
-You kiss like a fish.
:17:41
He was a jerk.
:17:44
-Some people like that kind of thing.
-Not when you're eleven and a half.
:17:48
What kind of girls did you
date in high school?
:17:51
First there was Megan Brokski,
a tenth-grade cheerleader.
:17:54
Go, Al!
My cute little beau!
:17:58
Take me out
for a good time, yo!
:18:01
Then there was Faith Keenan,
the eleventh-grade klepto.
:18:05
Here, hide these.
:18:07
And Haley Heller, the
twelfth-grade science prodigy.
:18:10
Look at this rare slug
I found in your garden.
:18:13
-How about you?
-There was Ted McGurran.
:18:16
-He was allergic to me.
-We can work things out.
:18:19
Gabe Stiano. New Age
freak with the crystal.
:18:22
If you hold this, things
will work out. I know it.
:18:27
And Ricky James.
But my dog didn't like him.
:18:37
So, can you make
any conclusions, doctor?
:18:42
And why not?
:18:45
-Because I need to know the rest.
-Have you ever been to India?
:18:52
I just knew she'd appreciate
a place like this.
:18:55
I just felt completely
comfortable with him.
:18:59
-Do I have anything in my teeth?
-No.