1:06:01
He was giving a lecture
about censorship and art.
1:06:04
And he wouldn't
even listen to me.
1:06:07
Time to summon the blood,
time to summon the blood.
1:06:10
We stopped being friends
after that.
1:06:27
I found myself staying
indoors, a lot.
1:06:31
One day, a little spider
came down from the ceiling.
1:06:38
His name was Owen, he told me he'd
lived in that apartment his whole life.
1:06:43
And that he'd never seen a tenant
spend so much time alone.
1:06:47
He asked if I wanted him to spin a web
over the door, so no one could get in.
1:06:50
I told him: "No, thanks".
1:06:53
Even though it sounded
like the best idea yet.
1:06:56
But Owen the spider had a good point:
"Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
1:07:01
It's boring."
So I decided to date again.
1:07:05
I only allow myself to have crabs on
weekends. So thank God it's Friday.
1:07:12
Are you going to eat your bread?
1:07:14
He's cute and he didn't bring me
to a cheap restaurant. Okay. Bye.
1:07:20
My dad.
He just likes to check in.
1:07:24
State requires that I wear a tracking
device or I violate my parole.
1:07:31
I know this is a little bit silly,
but do I have any food in my teeth?
1:07:37
As you can see,
my choices were limited.
1:07:41
So one day I bumped into Cyrus
and we started having a fling.
1:07:46
Trouble is she had this thing
about Barnes and Noble bookstores.
1:07:53
But I could never bring myself
to make her pancakes.
1:07:58
I heard she went back to MIT.