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:23:00
See that there?
I knew that boy had talent!

:23:05
Alanor, salah, bidara!
:23:34
Do not let them escape...
:23:37
or you will suffer
a fate far worse...

:23:40
than that which hath
been inflicted upon me.

:23:44
So there I am, hogtied,
lying on my back.

:23:51
This Orc starts poking me
with the spear.

:23:53
Kind of a no-win situation.
:23:56
So, I say to myself,
"What do I got to lose?"

:23:59
So, I take that spear
and bite it.

:24:02
And I start chewing.
:24:09
Idol of idols.
:24:16
With an Elf.
:24:18
You got to be kidding.
:24:20
The problem with Elves is
they got no meat on their bones.

:24:24
You got to get yourself
a nice 250-pound Dwarf.

:24:28
With hair on her chin
you can hang on to.

:24:49
Excuse me, little man.
:24:57
You looking for somebody
in particular?

:24:59
Or are you just looking for...

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