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- Uh-uh. - It's kind of stupid, though. I mean...
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I gave my all to her.
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I mean, a plastic ring and a kiss.
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I mean, it's the thought that counts.
:21:12
George... I mean, he's all right.
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I mean, if-if somebody had to dump you for somebody else,
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George is probably a three on a one-to-ten scale.
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I miss having her around,
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bein' able to talk to her about my feelings and stuff.
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I mean... she had this glaze in her eyes.
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Just made me tingle all over.
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Yeah.
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It's like that one time I dated this white girl.
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And everything was going good. You know what I mean?
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Like, everything was cool.
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And all of a sudden, for no... for no reason,
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she dumped me for this dude who was poor, fat and ugly.
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And it's just like you said. It's like I was lookin' at myself, like,
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man!
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You know, and it just made you feel like crap, man.
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Like real crap.
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Now the only women I even like are my mom's friends.
:22:15
Your mom's friends?
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- "Yeah." - Hey, man, play your own game.
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I just hope they're better lookin' than my mom's friends...
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all drunk and raisin' hell every night of the week.
:22:31
I mean, my mom's friends are fine.
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Man, my mom's all right, though. I mean, she's a handsome woman,
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and I'd say she's almost perfect.
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She's, like, just super nice. You know what I mean?
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She'll knit you a sweater if you even shiver.
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- You know what I mean? - Yeah.