:08:04
Okay.
:08:06
Gossip and news are the same thing.
They always have been.
:08:10
People tell stories.
That's what makes us human.
:08:12
Come on, Webb.
:08:13
Connect the dots. Be clear.
:08:16
People pass a bunch of
stories around. . .
:08:18
. . .finally they're written down,
then you have religion.
:08:22
You read the Gospels, they're stories
that completely contradict each other.
:08:26
Matthew's saying this and Luke's
saying, "No, this is what l heard. "
:08:30
What's your thesis?
:08:31
All l'm saying is people are people.
We do what we do. . .
:08:35
. . .and then we gossip about it.
:08:37
lt might be great if
we were more noble, but. . .
:08:39
. . .the stories wouldn't be as good.
:08:41
And l like gossip. lt's fun.
:08:46
Well, that was exhausting.
:08:48
-What'll you do for his paper?
-He's a prick.
:08:50
Maybe we should do one together.
He lets people do that.
:08:55
Hey, Travis. How's it going?
:08:57
Rebecca. Great.
:09:02
Wonder who she thinks you are?
:09:04
l don't know, but whoever it is,
l bet he gets laid a lot.
:09:15
l had an idea for Goodwin's paper.
l think we should start a rumor.
:09:19
-You mean on purpose?
-Why not? We're good at it.
:09:22
What's the point?
:09:23
You know, track it,
see how it grows.
:09:25
-Like Telephone.
-Yeah.
:09:27
So start a rumor. . .
:09:29
. . .like Jones is sleeping with us.
That's why we live together.
:09:32
Yeah, no one would believe that.
:09:34
Why not?
:09:35
You never sleep with a girl
long enough to live with her.
:09:40
Well, l might.
:09:44
lf Travis took weekends.