:02:48
What is it?
:02:48
What?
:02:49
Why are you staring at my bust?
:02:51
I'm not, I was looking at your shirt.
:02:53
Yeah.
:02:54
Are the 'Smurfs' your favorite?
:02:55
Yes, I've seen every episode.
:02:59
They're cute,
:02:59
especially Smurfette
She's just so... womanly.
:03:03
Y'know, I've always
wanted to be like her.
:03:05
I suppose you are aware this
woman was the only female
in the Smurf village.
:03:09
So?
:03:10
Doesn't it seem odd that out of all
those little blue characters
she was the only female?
:03:14
No, I never thought about it
before today.
:03:17
They just laugh and have fun
all week long. It's weird. What are
they happy about?
:03:22
Stuck in a village full of
male dwarfs. Think about it,
that's not normal.
:03:26
So what happens?
They get aggressive.
:03:28
What's your point?
:03:30
Hey, I'm just saying,
:03:31
why don't these men have more
fights when they're competing
to go out with that one female?
:03:34
They should have leveled that
village by now. It should be all
smoke and blood and blue carcasses.
:03:41
Then I came up with it.
:03:42
Y'know why Smurfville never
wiped itself out?
:03:46
It's real simple
Smurfette gives herself freely
to all the male smurfs.
:03:50
She sleeps around?
:03:51
Yeah, Smurfette's the whore
of the village.
:03:53
She does them all
Everyone lives happily ever after.
:03:56
No question, Smurfette's
the coolest chick around.
:03:59
Thank's a lot, you've ruined
my whole childhood.