:08:03
Now, Lou, please tell me that your boys...
:08:06
...were not up on Mount Crumpit...
:08:08
...provoking the one creature
within a billion bilometers of here...
:08:12
...who hates Christmas!
:08:13
But it was the Grinch!
:08:16
No, sir, the boys didn't see any Grinch.
:08:19
lt was, and he came after--
:08:21
l think they were up on the mountain...
:08:23
...playing with matches,
or defacing public property, or....
:08:27
That's a relief.
:08:29
All right, you heard the man:
:08:31
There is no Grinch problem here.
:08:42
-l need it there by tomorrow.
-Heck of a rush.
:08:45
Merry Christmas, Mo. Heck of a rush.
:08:50
But, Dad...
:08:52
...l just don't understand something.
:08:54
Why won't anyone talk about the Grinch?
:08:57
You kids and the Grinch!
:08:59
You see, Cindy,
the Grinch is a Who, who always....
:09:03
Actually, not a Who. He's more of a....
:09:07
-A what?
-Exactly, honey.
:09:10
And he's a What
who doesn't like Christmas.
:09:14
Take a look at his mailbox, sweetie.
:09:16
Not a single Christmas card, in or out.
:09:19
Ever!
:09:20
But why?
:09:21
Lou, where's my mail?
:09:23
Lou! Got the wrong mail here.
:09:25
Lou! l got the wrong mail!
:09:29
-l'll be right there.
-Lou, we got a problem!
:09:32
All right, we'll straighten this out.
:09:38
lt'll take them years to sort this out.
:09:41
This is his and now it's yours,
and this hers and now it's his!
:09:46
And for the rest of you:
:09:50
Jury duty! Jury duty! Jury duty!
:09:52
Blackmail. Pink slip.
Chain letter. Eviction notice.
:09:55
Jury duty!