:21:02
He was always smoking pot.
:21:16
- Hey, remember our shoplifting club?
- Oh, yeah.
:21:19
- You had to steal something
to be a member.
- How about you with the basketball?
:21:23
Remember she stuck
that basketball under her shirt,
and you said you were pregnant?
:21:26
- I pulled it off.
- Yeah, but you were twelve.
:21:29
Yeah, but it was New York, it was the
'80s. You could get away with anything.
:21:33
- We should get home, right?
- Huh?
- Yeah, it's getting kinda late.
:21:35
- We should take you back.
- Well, I'm still on West Coast time.
It's only 8:00 my time.
:21:38
Let's go do something.
:21:44
So this is a rectory.
Sounds like a dirty word-- "rectory."
:21:48
- Great place to meet chicks.
- Totally.
:21:50
Oh, I'll bet.
So, what's your chick situation?
:21:53
Oh, uh, don't ask.
It's, it's, it's not a good story.
:21:57
- Why?
-'Cause his whole congregation's
trying to set him up...
:22:00
and it makes him very uncomfortable.
:22:02
- What's wrong with that?
- There's a reason that pandas
don't mate in captivity.
:22:06
- What does that mean?
- It means that all these mothers
keep making these dates for me
:22:11
They're very intimidating.
They're like the Kosher Nostra.
:22:14
- Oh.
- It's true. They're little women,
but they're very determined.
:22:18
You get a little melodramatic
about this, don't you think?
:22:20
Oh, yeah? Check this out.
:22:22
- I was faxed one of their daughter's
resumes this morning.
- Get out.
:22:25
- Let me see that. "Ali Decker."
- Yeah. Look at the bottom.
:22:29
- Oh. She has a skills section.
- Yes?
:22:31
Oh. You win.
She put jogging as a skill.
:22:34
See, she doesn't even know the
difference between a hobby and a skill.
:22:37
- All right, well, maybe
she's a skilled jogger.
- I have to go on a date with this girl.
:22:41
- Why don't I just say no?
- I don't know. Why don't you?
:22:43
Because I can't alienate these women.
They-- I need body count at the temple.
:22:47
Just relax. It'll be fine.
:22:51
Oh, God, please let this be painless.
:22:55
- Hi.
- Hi.
:22:56
Right on time.
I like that in a rabbi.