Keeping the Faith

So I get pecan pie.
She asks me for a bite.

I give her a bite.
Her face swells up like a chipmunk.

She looks at me and she goes,
"Oh, my God, are there nuts in this?"

- So what?
- Mom, it was pecan pie.

- Oh, there must be somebody
for you. Come on.
- Oh, no, I don't even want

- Oh, come on. Tell her.
- I don't want to talk about it.

- He's got a very hot prospect.
- Oh? Who? Who?

Rachel Rose! Okay? Rachel Rose.
That's who I'm going out with.

- ABC Rachel Rose?
- Yes, ABC Rachel Rose.

Well, I think I could be in-laws
with ABC Rachel Rose. Hmm?
Peter Jennings would be at the wedding!

Hey, hey, speaking of in-laws,
Ethan and Jackie took me to see her
mom's new play, and it was hilarious.

- How is Ethan?
- He's great. He just got a promotion.

He's a vice president now.
- They gave him Dad's old office.
- Oh.

How nice.
I gotta hear this from you.

- Hey, maybe if you called
and congratulated him--
- I don't want to talk about it.

- Mom, he would be so happy
to hear from you. Just--
- Please, Jake, please.

Don't spoil this, huh?
I got you. I'm proud of you.

I got this beautiful garden. I've
reconnected with this great old friend.

Let's just hold hands and breathe, hmm?

- You're not breathing, Jake.
- I'm breathing.

-I don't hear you breathing.
-I don't breathe audibly, but I breathe.

- Mm-hmm?
- Whoo.

All right, you know what?
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.

- I've gotta go. Yes, I've gotta go.
- I gotta go. Really gotta go.
- All right, all right. Hi.