Little Nicky
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:30:01
You have a nice smell
coming off you.

:30:05
That's my perfume.
:30:06
It's called
Comme de Sud Pacific.

:30:09
I think that's French
for "Coconuts."

:30:16
That's better than the gelati.
:30:20
Valerie, it feels like there's
a bunch of butterflies...

:30:23
flapping around
in my stomach right now.

:30:26
Is that normal?
:30:27
Sometimes, sure.
:30:30
Good, because I was concerned.
:30:33
Why did they do this to me?
I was good to them.

:30:36
I can hardly notice. Honest.
:30:42
I sure hope Nicky's
kicking some ass on Earth...

:30:45
or we are doomed.
:30:46
I was the one who created Hell.
:30:48
I know, Your Hatefulness.
:30:50
Actually, the credit
belongs to my first wife.

:30:53
She was the inspiration.
:30:55
Chewbacca, take it easy,
will you?

:30:58
You look like my first wife.
Only she had more hair.

:31:03
In another startling
announcement from City Hall...

:31:07
Mayor Randolph has,
effective immediately...

:31:10
Iowered the legal drinking age
from twenty-one to ten.

:31:17
When an adult goes to Hell,
that's terrific.

:31:22
But when a child goes...
:31:27
That's why I'm in this business.
:31:32
Little Nicky.
:31:33
-Know what's nice about you?
-What?

:31:35
I like the way you're happy
just being yourself.

:31:38
You don't try to act cool.
:31:41
Thanks much, Valerie.
:31:43
You know what's nice about you?
:31:48
Your juicy heart-shaped heinie.
:31:52
What was that?
:31:54
I don't know why I said that.
I meant to say that...

:31:59
I've always dreamt about
having sex with a gross pig.


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