:34:01
"But those are
my roommate's sodas."
:34:04
Does that sound like a statement
the son of the Devil would make?
:34:08
All right. Take it easy.
:34:10
You have the power to change
the cola in that can...
:34:14
into any other liquid.
:34:16
Engine oil, bat's blood,
moose piss.
:34:20
You just have to release
the evil within.
:34:23
Release the evil?
:34:25
I'm just saying
there's wickedness in you.
:34:28
I can tell from your snores.
:34:29
Really?
:34:31
Release your evil.
:34:34
Release the evil.
:34:41
Come on, you can do it.
:34:43
There it is.
:34:45
You got it in you.
:34:52
What are you doing?
:34:57
I'm going to pretend I didn't
see a dog on the couch...
:35:01
because my brain just can't
process that right now.
:35:05
But were you about
to drink one of my Cokes?
:35:07
No. I was just looking at it.
:35:10
It's beautiful.
:35:22
This Coke tastes like Pepsi.
:35:30
You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?
:35:34
That was
your big transformation?
:35:36
Come on, man,
give it up a little.
:35:38
It was pretty good
for my first try.
:35:40
Do you care that your brothers
are killing your father?
:35:43
Yes, I care!
:35:45
And he is not going to die!
:35:50
Atta-boy.
:35:52
I'm freaked out.
My television just blew up.
:35:55
You're damn right it did!
:35:58
I mean, really?