:06:02
Hey, guys.
:06:04
That is a great hat.
:06:06
Did the producers of Fargo
have a garage sale?
:06:09
-Leave it be.
-Here, leave it be.
:06:13
-That fraternity called for you.
-Which one? Which one was it?
:06:16
Gamma something.
:06:18
Gamma Delta. Gamma Delta Pi?
:06:20
Gamma Delta Pi.
:06:21
No, it was gamma globulin, it wasn't
a fraternity at all. It was a blood bank.
:06:26
But they were really interested in you.
:06:29
It was a blood bank.
:06:33
The Hunger Artist.
It's the story of a performer...
:06:36
...who fasts as a form of entertainment.
:06:38
Sits in a cage all day. This is how
he manages to entertain his audiences.
:06:43
But, with his dying breath...
:06:45
...he reveals his great secret: he could
never actually find any food that he...
:06:53
...liked.
:06:55
-I meant that.
-Jerry Lewis, ladies and gentlemen.
:07:00
Listen, do you mind if I continue
with Mr. Kafka's story?
:07:05
Are you all right?
:07:07
Yeah, I'm okay.
:07:09
Looks like you banged
your knee pretty bad.
:07:11
No, I'm fine.
:07:13
Let's put some ice on it.
:07:16
What was Mr. Kafka saying
about free will versus destiny?
:07:21
Anyone in the class of 167 students...
:07:24
...all paying $5,000 a year to be here?
:07:28
You? Lady in the infantry?
:07:30
-I didn't read it yet.
-I understand that.
:07:33
You had Ben Affleck
on the Leno Show last night.
:07:37
Great stuff, witty banter,
looking forward to the movie.
:07:40
Perhaps in the future there'll be a course...
:07:43
...on twenty-first century literature,
but until that glorious day....
:07:47
Want some honey? I have more.
:07:50
No, thank you.
:07:51
Listen people, those rectangular slabs...
:07:54
...you're using as doorstops are books.
:07:57
Careful. First time you open them,
they'll crack a little bit.