:17:36
I got this girl's phone number last night.
Guess what she's got.
:17:40
Herpes?
:17:41
No, genius, she's got a pierced tongue.
:17:43
It means she's gay, you know.
:17:45
-What are you talking about?
-It adds to their sensual pleasure.
:17:49
-No, it's for my sensual pleasure.
-It is not.
:17:52
Let's ask Dr. Drew.
:17:54
We got Chris on the phone from Seattle.
:17:56
He wants to know which sex prefers
a pierced tongue more.
:17:59
I don't get it.
:18:05
Come on, guys.
I just washed all these towels.
:18:08
Speaking of which, Paul,
next time don't use so much starch.
:18:18
Has anybody seen my toothbrush?
:18:20
You can't find it? Shit.
:18:22
You better find that thing.
Those things can cost up to $2.50.
:18:26
Yeah, and yours has such a nice handle.
:18:40
You still don't qualify for financial aid.
Why don't you try student placement?
:18:44
Those jobs only pay $5 or $6 an hour.
I make three times as much at the bar.
:18:48
I can't pay tuition unless I work more...
:18:50
...and I can't do that
because I have to travel home.
:18:53
Not everybody who's accepted
can actually attend this school.
:18:57
Why don't you try
to get yourself emancipated?
:18:59
Okay. Thank you.