:29:00
Didn't you kick me out of our room
for wetting your bed?
:29:03
Wait a minute.
Noah didn't talk to you about this?
:29:06
Look, what do you want?
:29:08
You thought we kicked you out?
:29:11
Come on. You're my asshole buddy.
:29:14
-Look, since O'Brien died--
-What?
:29:17
O'Brien, on the 8th floor, died.
:29:19
They've instituted a new policy where
they're doing grocery inspections.
:29:22
Making sure no alcohol comes in.
:29:24
They're doing spot checks to make sure
there's one guest per person.
:29:27
Just because one guy can't monitor
his buzz all of us got to suffer.
:29:31
Which is why Adam
came up with this great idea...
:29:34
...that one of us has to get
an off-campus residence.
:29:37
-Noah didn't explain this to you?
-No, he didn't.
:29:40
Maybe I'm the world's biggest cynic.
:29:42
But I'm finding all of this
very hard to believe.
:29:46
Paul, why would I play you, dude?
:29:49
Why? Why?
:29:51
I don't know why. Why would you reset
my alarm clock so I'd be late for class?
:29:55
Why would you hide all my clothes
and fill the drawers with Styrofoam?
:29:59
Why did you glue together
every page of my Psych book?
:30:03
You know how long that took?
:30:07
I thought you'd laugh.
That's just stuff we do to each other.
:30:15
All I wanted is for you to feel like
you were part of the group, man.
:30:18
I mean, seriously.
:30:20
Remember those talks about
how nobody liked you, what you could do?
:30:24
I was trying to help you get in with us.
:30:26
I was tired of seeing you
sitting around by yourself. Come on.
:30:30
Can we have a trial run
get-together tonight?
:30:34
I guarantee you will tap some fine hide.
:30:38
I have two Everclear tickets for tonight
and I was going to ask a girl.
:30:41
Smooth.
:30:49
This is Annie's.
:30:52
I don't know where that came from.
:30:56
-Paul?
-What?
:30:57
Are you hitting my bitch?
:30:59
No! No! I'm not hitting your bitch.